The Battlepanda

The Battlepanda speaks (via Brad DeLong):

Maybe, just maybe, despite all the junk we have in our collective consciousness, a synapse will fire. Cookie...no...longer...in...cookie...jar......WHO TAKE?!

The cookie analogy continues:

Alan Greenspan in '83: Let me put this cookie away for you so you can have it for dessert later instead of ruining your dinner.

Al Gore in 2000: I wouldn't keep the cookie jar right out in plain sight if I were you.

George Bush in 2005: Oh uh! Somebody ate your cookies! Or perhaps your cookies never existed in the first place.

American people: Why preznit hand in cookie jar?

GB: To make sure this terrible terrible thing never happens again, next time we're going to keep the cookies in a jar with your name on it!

American people: (...)

More here. (For you Schnauzer lovers out there, see this post.)