Fafnir's Theodicy of Ignorance

Fafnir has been channeling Voltaire lately. Here is a bit of Fafblog's interview with God:

GOD: God's policies work in mysterious ways, Fafnir. Maybe what mortal eyes see as a catastrophic failure is, in the greater plan of God, an incredible success!
FafBlog: Ooh, like maybe the increased terrorism will lead to increased explosions which will make us more visible from space which will attract benevolent super-aliens who will finally capture Osama bin Laden!